All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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