problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
As shirtless as possible
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
My breasts were aching with rage.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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