i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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