Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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