I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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