yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
about cumming, not toast
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.