I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.