Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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