U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Someone signed my nipple.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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