Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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