Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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