I wanna passion pit in your ass
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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