do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
There r osticjed everywhere
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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