Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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