But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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