You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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