Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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