I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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