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Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
We need to rekindle our bromance
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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