My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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