But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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