Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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