I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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