Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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