I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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