Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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