Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
