I don't think brook has ever known best
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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