So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Congratulations! We have a period
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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