i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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