Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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