For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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