corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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