Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
porn star boner night. come get it.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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