is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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