I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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