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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Yo dont text me then not text me

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?

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• (818): View more from California

  I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape

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  wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?

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  why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week

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• (631): View more from New York

  i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.

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• (714): View more from California

  A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.

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  YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.

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