Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here