the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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