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  think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Its only 8 and she is already passed out

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  Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.

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  dude how high are you right now?

  (256): View more from Alabama

  do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me

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• (925): View more from California

  I cannot believe I said bareback movement...

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.

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• (714): View more from California

  She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.

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• (315): View more from New York

  For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon

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• (315): View more from New York

  I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.

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