I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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