there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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third nipple confirmed
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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