i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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