This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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