the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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