My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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