You just made me feel so damn special
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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