i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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