It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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