Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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