go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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