Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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