I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Omg I joined a choir last night...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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