Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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