I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
did you just send me my own nude
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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