Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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